It Appears I am Not a Distance Demon...

Signs that you might NOT be a Distance Demon:

• It's all you can do to run to the kitchen for more ice cream.
• While training, you are passed by an old man with a walker.
• You scream "Stampede!" at the start of every race.
• Your joints pop louder than fireworks when you stretch.
• Your longest run was around the block. Well, most of the way around.
• That big finish line kick always ends with a crawl and a whimper.
• You can't help skipping and whistling while you run.
• You faint at the sound of the starter's pistol.
• You look for an ambulance at the end of each race.
• Your family cheers for everyone but you.
• You cry at the sight of a hill.
• You roll down hills because you like the way the grass tickles.
• A scientist who sees you running thinks he has spotted a rare, two-legged turtle.

Courtesy of Distance Demons