April 29, 2007

It Appears I am Not a Distance Demon...

Signs that you might NOT be a Distance Demon:
  • It's all you can do to run to the kitchen for more ice cream.
  • While training, you are passed by an old man with a walker.
  • You scream "Stampede!" at the start of every race.
  • Your joints pop louder than fireworks when you stretch.
  • Your longest run was around the block. Well, most of the way around.
  • That big finish line kick always ends with a crawl and a whimper.
  • You can't help skipping and whistling while you run.
  • You faint at the sound of the starter's pistol.
  • You look for an ambulance at the end of each race.
  • Your family cheers for everyone but you.
  • You cry at the sight of a hill.
  • You roll down hills because you like the way the grass tickles.
  • A scientist who sees you running thinks he has spotted a rare, two-legged turtle.
Courtesy of Distance Demons

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