Changed My Mind Again ... Want to be a "Jolie-Pitt"

Recently I have admired the lives of kids whose parents pay rediculous amounts of child support, and determined that I want to be adopted by P. Diddy. Well, I have changed my mind. I want Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to adopt me.

Not because they are so good looking ... that would be gross, they are going to be my new parents! And not because of money. I have realized that money is not everything. Even with all of the money, all those child support kids are still in screwed up situations (with screwed up parents). I decided I want to be a Jolie-Pitt because according to this article, they get to eat whatever candy and snacks they want. The article claims that if Zahara (one of 4 current children, with more on the way) wants ice-cream for breakfast, thats what she gets. Now thats what I call living!